A Tiny Fart Diary

The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history.

This vintage-inspired tiny journal has a perfect-bound foil stamped felt cover with gold-edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst gassy experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this fart diary will ensure your fart stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how gassy.

It makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) farts. You could also use the diary to promote healthier eating habits or you could just use it to memorialise the time you trusted a fart way more than it deserved.